Saturday, February 14, 2015

Top 10 Anti-Valentine's Day Songs

I found an old list I made of my at the time top 10 Anti-Valentine's Day songs. Since today is that "special" day, I decided to share it with you, though I did update it a bit and switched a few of the songs out. I kept most of the songs and the format that I wrote the list in, though. Anyway, if you have no date tonight put on these tracks to help you through those blues.

1. Back Off Bitch, by Guns N' Roses

What better way to get the woman who broke your heart out of your life than to tell her to get out of your bed and head. If its loving her, you're better off dead.

2. The Chain, by Fleetwood Mac

And if they don't love you now, they will never love you again. You can still hear them saying they would never break the chain....

3. Chicks=Trouble, by Motley Crue 

Need I say more??

4. Die Die, My Darling, by The Misfits

Her future is in an oblong box.You'll be seeing you again in hell.

5. Warning, by Retaliation/BlackSabbath

She never said she loved you and you don't believe she can because you saw her in a dream and she was with another man.

6. Mistreated, by Deep Purple

You've been mistreated, you've been abused. You've been struck downhearted, baby, you've been confused . 'Cause you know, yes, you know you've been mistreated. Since your baby left you, you've been losing your mind.

7. Human Being, by New York Dolls

Well if she don't like it, her go ahead find herself a date, go ahead now. Try to find a boy, whose gonna be what you ain't. What she needs is a plastic doll with a fresh coat of paint whose gonna sit through the night and just always act so quaint. If you're acting like a king, she can deal with it because you're a human being.

8. Dazed and Confused, by Led Zeppelin

You've been dazed and confused for so long its not true. She hurt and abused tellin' all of her lies. You tried to love her but she pushed you away.

9. Cold as Ice, by Foreigner

She's as cold as ice and willing to sacrifice your love. She wants paradise but some day will pay the price, you know.

10. Broken Hearts Are For Assholes, by Frank Zappa

Don't be an asshole. Maybe you think you're a lonely guy? Maybe you think you're too tough to cry?

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